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Story 104: Egypt is Really Old, Y'all - Part 1
Part one of the longest notes Darien has ever compiled for the show.

Story 103: The Serpent’s Shadow, or We Swear We Liked This Book
And we close out the Kane Chronicles with Darien and DJ complaining about a book they claimed to have enjoyed.

Story 102: The Throne of Fire, or Sadie Seriously Overshares
It’s book two of the Kane Chronicles! Was DJ right about Apophis taking over the Oracle of Delphi? No, of course not.

Story 101: The Red Pyramid, or The Egyptian One!
Time to enter the land of the pharaohs! Join Darien (she/they) and DJ (he/him) as they start their journey through Rick Riordan’s The Kane Chronicles.

Story 100: Let’s Punch Pop Culture Odin! (w/ Standby Line Podcast)
It’s episode 100!!! Tim (he/him) and AJ (he/they) from The Standby Line Podcast join the show to talk about (read: aggressively dunk on) Odin!

Story 99: Loki, A “Silly” Lil Guy (w/ TheDamMemePage)
Robert (they/them) from TheDamMemePage is Finally!! One silly lil guy here to talk about another silly lil guy, Loki.*
*Citation needed.

Story 98: It's Hammer Time
It's a big one! Perhaps THE biggest topic of Norse mythology.

Story 97: Fenrir’s A Good Boy (Til He Turns…)
It's time to tackle the original Big, Bad Wolf, Fenrir!

'A Christmas Carol' (1971) - 12 Days of Musemas
MUSEMAS RETURNS!!

Story 96: Do the Norn Believe in Fate?
Is this episode Fates 2.0? Not exactly…

Story 95: Storm Einherjar and Bloody Valkyries
We’ve come full circle to the topic that almost broke the podcast!

Story 94: The Bifrost is Burning (This is Fine)
Did you know the Bifrost is ON FIRE? We certainly didn’t.

Story 93: It’s Always Sunny in Alfheim (w/ Elliot from The Demigod Pod)
It’s a brand new guest! Elliot (any) from The Demigod Pod joins the show to expound on their observations about the gnomes in Medusa’s garden.

Story 92: Adventures in Jötunheimr
DJ (he/him) takes over the episode, guiding Darien (she/they) through a land of adventure: Jötunheimr.

Story 91: Midgard in the Middle (w/ Fran McMahon)
Queer author of queer stories Fran McMahon (they/them) returns to the pod to muse about the most mid place in all the realms: Midgard.

Story 90: Freyja is Pretty! She Has Cats! w/ Kelsey Dody
Special guest Kelsey Dody “escapes” from Bunker 9 to join the show on the main feed to discuss the divine twins! No, the other divine twins: Freyr and Freyja!

Story 89: The Case of the Disappearing Vanir
Even the Norse scholars accuse Snorri of making things up! In this episode, Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) ask if that is the case when it comes to the Vanir and their home, Vanaheimr.

Story 88: Surt’s Flaming Raging Poisoning(?) Sword of Doom
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) present the perfect episode for a mid-summer heatwave: Muspelheim, land of lava and fire.

Story 87: Baldr’s MistleFOE
Baldr, the greatest guy ever, kicked the bucket because Loki just couldn’t deal with not being the center of attention for five minutes.

Story 86: We Go to Hel
Time to take a journey to Hel, which isn't too far from Midgard! That's fortunate since the dead have to arrange their own transportation.