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Story 123: Apophis is an Evil Lizard
This episode is not for listeners with ophidiphobia.
Story 122: Is Anubis Even a Jackal?
It's time to cover what is arguably the most iconic deity of the Egyptian pantheon: Anubis!
Story 121: In the Name of the Moon (Khonsu is a Terrible Boss) w/ Standby Line Podcast
Back by popular threat, Tim (he/him) and AJ (he/they) from Standby Podcast return to call down the power of the moon and discuss another pop culture reinterpretation of a mythical deity.
Story 120: Hathor was a Very Important Goddess
This week, the hosts learn the best way to worship Sekhmet (21+ only) and that Hathor is so much more than a sleepy cow.
Story 119: Taweret is Adorable and Dangerous
We finally watched Moon Knight!
Story 118: River, Baboon, and Vulture, Too
PODCAST CHALLENGE: Can two siblings discuss three gods (Hapi, Babi, and Nekhbet) in under 30 minutes?
Story 117: Sobek Says, "It Ain't Easy Being Green"
We didn't watch Moon Knight, so we're kicking off 2026 with the crocodile god, Sobek!
Story 116: We Love Uncle Bes
Y'all want to hear Darien talk about a 900ish page dissertation published in 1989? You're in luck!
Ghosts of Musemas Past - 12 Days of Musemas
What better way to celebrate our fourth year of discussing Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol than by ranking all 35 adaptations we've discussed in years past?
Story 115: Thoth, He Who is Like the Ibis
Darien played too much Hades 2, so DJ took over the lesson plan for this week's episode about Thoth!
Story 114: Bastet, the Ultimate Cat Lady w/ Mal (Demigod Debut)
A new guest appears on the podcast! Mal from Demigod Debut is allergic to cats and has never read the Kane Chronicles, but she loves and has a deep respect for cats, which is the only requirement for being on the Bastet episode.
Story 113: The (Scorpion) Sting of Mischaracterization
If this episode was just about Serket, it would be 15 minutes long. So, she's being joined in this episode by another goddess! Can you guess who? (DJ sure can!)
Story 112: The Earth, the Sky, and Everything In-between
This episode about it's a roundup episode featuring Geb, Tefnut, Shu, and Nut!! One of these could have been its own episode. Can you guess which??
Story 111: Horus is a Big, Fat Cheater
This episode about Egyptian mythology also includes history about The Great Race for Mercy, during which Darien mistakenly refers to an important sled dog as “Fox” when his name was actually Togo. Deepest apologies. Those responsible have been sacked.
Story 110: Set, Our Sassy Gay Uncle w/ Charlie (Of The Eldest Gods)
Our first guest of season seven!! Charlie (they/them) from Of the Eldest Gods (and other shows) joins the main feed for the first time to unpack Set, god of chaos, storms, and the outsiders.
Story 109: Osiris Has (Kinda) Risen
This week, we bring an episode about Osiris that's a serving of mozzarella sticks without sauce sides. Feel free to bring your own sauces!!
Story 108: The “Eset” Episode
Isis. Protector of Pharaohs. Guardian of the Dead. Goddess of Magic. Perhaps the most influential of all Egyptian deities. So, what’s the deal with that whole getting rid of Ra to put her husband on the throne, thing? Not very Ma’at of her, if you ask us.
Story 107: Nephthys, Goddess of…
Nephthys: Wife of Set, goddess of the river. Right?
Story 106: Praise the Sun
Catch a ride in one of your two posh solar rides and explore the many aspects of Ra.
Story 105: Order, Chaos, and Ancient Egyptian Etiquette
Does order and chaos actually appear as themes in Ancient Egypt? Yes!