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Story 61: Kronos is a Terrible Dad (w/ Robert Gaymer)
It's been five books, so we guess we have to talk about Kronos now. Good thing Robert Gaymer (they/them) of TheDamMemePage is here to help get through the mess that is the Names of the Titans.
Story 59: The Last Olympian, or Percy Saves the World? (Pt. 2)
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) finish their conversation about The Last Olympian–for real this time!
Story 59: The Last Olympian, or Percy Saves the World? (Pt. 1)
Let's kick off the final book in Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) have so many thoughts about this book that it became the podcast's first two-parter!
Story 58: The Great God Pan is Soup! (w/ Robert Gaymer)
We close out season four with an episode about Pan that finally answers a question from the first episode: What counts as “the wilds?”
Story 57: Daedalus says 'Ethics are Optional' (w/ Lochlyn)
Our favorite grad student Lochlyn (she/her) joins the pod to discuss the incredibly creative and ethically ambiguous mythological inventor Daedalus!
Story 56: It's Antaeus with a Steel Chair!
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) know nothing about wrestling. If only someone would show up and help them get through this episode about wrestling!
Story 55: Calypso's Sad Girl Dating Guide
She’s sad, she’s pretty, and she’s nothing like her mythic source material in The Odyssey.
Story 54: Hephaestus Makes Cool Stuff (w/ Leo TheGeekScorpio)
Leo the GeekScorpio (he/him) returns to discuss the god of the forge, Hephaestus! And that means DJ, once again, gets to dunk on Eternals (2021).
Story 53: Riddle(s) of the Sphinx
The Sphinx arrives from a distant land, which means it’s time for a battle of wits!
Story 52: The Only Cool Thing About King Minos
King Minos was a malevolent tyrant who became a judge of the Underworld because he happened to be a son of Zeus. Talk about a nepo baby.
Story 51: Icarus Doesn't Do Much
Let’s fly into 2023 with a big myth that doesn’t have much to it. In fact, it really is just the one thing.
Story 50: Hera Watches Troy Burn with Megan Peterson
The siblings come face to face with Hera. Fortunately, writer and podcaster Megan Peterson (they/she) is here to provide literary insight, historical context, and biting wit.
'A Christmas Carol' by Charles Dickens (12 Days of Musemas)
Is A Christmas Carol the best holiday story ever told? Yes, and we're not taking feedback at this time.
Story 49: Is Theseus Actually Awesome? with Owen (Through the Mist)
Owen from Through the Mist returns to talk about all the other things Theseus should be known for.
Story 48: Finding Ariadne with Quinn Albert
Quinn from The Monsterous Woman Pod joins the show for an episode that’s totally about Ariadne.
Story 47: Help! We’re Lost in the Labyrinth
Darien and DJ get trapped in a very long hallway.
Story 46: 4 Happy Haunts
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) find themselves haunted by another podcast! Tim (he/him) and AJ (he/him) from Standby Line have materialized to socialize over ghosts, shades, and happy haunts of all shapes and sizes.
Story 45: The Depowering of Nymphs
In this episode, Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) examine how nymphs went from revered nature goddesses to helpful but unimportant NPCs.
Story 44: Everything You Know About Satyrs is Wrong
Wait. What’s with all this art featuring naked, horse-tailed men balancing wine goblets on their genitals?
Story 43: Hellhounds and Other Terrible Pets
Who’s a good boy? None of these hounds of damnation, that’s for sure.