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Story 64: Under the Sea in Poseidon's Court
Darien and DJ journey under the sea and get to know important members of Poseison's court: Amphitrite, Triton, and Delphin.

Story 63: Andromeda, Peach, and Other Damsels in Distress w/ Katie (The Dam Snack Bar)
Katie (she/her) from The Dam Snack Bar podcast joins the show to discuss the fate of Andromeda and present such piping hot takes as, "The Damsel in Distress trope isn't bad, actually."

Story 62: Pegasus' Brother is Just a Guy w/ Owen (Through the Mist)
Would you believe this episode was originally going to feature a talking horse?

Story 61: Kronos is a Terrible Dad (w/ Robert Gaymer)
It's been five books, so we guess we have to talk about Kronos now. Good thing Robert Gaymer (they/them) of TheDamMemePage is here to help get through the mess that is the Names of the Titans.

Story 59: The Last Olympian, or Percy Saves the World? (Pt. 2)
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) finish their conversation about The Last Olympian–for real this time!

Story 59: The Last Olympian, or Percy Saves the World? (Pt. 1)
Let's kick off the final book in Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) have so many thoughts about this book that it became the podcast's first two-parter!

Story 58: The Great God Pan is Soup! (w/ Robert Gaymer)
We close out season four with an episode about Pan that finally answers a question from the first episode: What counts as “the wilds?”

Story 57: Daedalus says 'Ethics are Optional' (w/ Lochlyn)
Our favorite grad student Lochlyn (she/her) joins the pod to discuss the incredibly creative and ethically ambiguous mythological inventor Daedalus!

Story 56: It's Antaeus with a Steel Chair!
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) know nothing about wrestling. If only someone would show up and help them get through this episode about wrestling!

Story 55: Calypso's Sad Girl Dating Guide
She’s sad, she’s pretty, and she’s nothing like her mythic source material in The Odyssey.

Story 54: Hephaestus Makes Cool Stuff (w/ Leo TheGeekScorpio)
Leo the GeekScorpio (he/him) returns to discuss the god of the forge, Hephaestus! And that means DJ, once again, gets to dunk on Eternals (2021).

Story 53: Riddle(s) of the Sphinx
The Sphinx arrives from a distant land, which means it’s time for a battle of wits!

Story 52: The Only Cool Thing About King Minos
King Minos was a malevolent tyrant who became a judge of the Underworld because he happened to be a son of Zeus. Talk about a nepo baby.

Story 51: Icarus Doesn't Do Much
Let’s fly into 2023 with a big myth that doesn’t have much to it. In fact, it really is just the one thing.

Story 50: Hera Watches Troy Burn with Megan Peterson
The siblings come face to face with Hera. Fortunately, writer and podcaster Megan Peterson (they/she) is here to provide literary insight, historical context, and biting wit.

'A Christmas Carol' by Charles Dickens (12 Days of Musemas)
Is A Christmas Carol the best holiday story ever told? Yes, and we're not taking feedback at this time.

Story 49: Is Theseus Actually Awesome? with Owen (Through the Mist)
Owen from Through the Mist returns to talk about all the other things Theseus should be known for.

Story 48: Finding Ariadne with Quinn Albert
Quinn from The Monsterous Woman Pod joins the show for an episode that’s totally about Ariadne.

Story 47: Help! We’re Lost in the Labyrinth
Darien and DJ get trapped in a very long hallway.

Story 46: 4 Happy Haunts
Darien (she/her) and DJ (he/him) find themselves haunted by another podcast! Tim (he/him) and AJ (he/him) from Standby Line have materialized to socialize over ghosts, shades, and happy haunts of all shapes and sizes.